I also enjoy Kelton's books. I wish I could remember which title had this great line.

During a time setting up a defense from an attack a character was described as a good man but not very good with a rifle. It was said that "he couldn't hit the side of a barn from the inside with all the doors closed."

Ouch...




"In case of snakebite always
carry a small flagon of
whiskey, and furthermore
always carry a small snake."
W.C. Fields:7

"In case of snakebite always
carry a small flagon of
whiskey, and furthermore
always carry a small snake."
W.C. Fields