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Tennessee Dave
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2. "RE: Hey, Mayberryman"
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   Good show!

Tennessee Dave

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 Hey, Mayberryman [View All], Tennessee Dave, 11:25 AM, 04-17-12, (0)  
The Mayberryman
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   >I hope I didn't put you off joking about
>LL's 'two daughters' that you mentioned.
>I do tend to come across a bit of a hard
>kidder sometimes, but I promise you, I
>mean well.
>And then, at other times, I WILL
>actually put my foot in my mouth. And
>let me tell you, it taste just awful!LOL


Not at all, actually I found it quite funny and a small start on my education of all things L,Amour. I share a rather caustic sense of humor that sometimes edges over into the macabre. When asked about something like this I always respond with "You can not BS a BSer".

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end the faster it goes.


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Tennessee Dave
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   Good show!

Tennessee Dave

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ciaracarlos
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   LAST EDITED ON 04-18-12 AT 10:59 PM (Pacific Time)
 
Death it is the hardest truth of life, It must be great because no one has come back from it.

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4. "RE: Hey, Mayberryman (ciaracarlos))"
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   LAST EDITED ON 04-19-12 AT 12:54 PM (Pacific Time)
 
They could have gone to hell instead of heaven.

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.

So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".

Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.

Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.

So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"
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As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.


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   laffin here

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